So true, so true,

You've probably already seen this in an email, but wanted to post it for those of you who haven't. I copied it from an email so formatting is not perfect. Was not even about to retype this. You must read them all......way to true and hysterical.



Even when opportunity knocks, you still have to get up off your seat and open the door.

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be toimmediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument whenyou realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to napwhen I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How exactly are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'mpretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told youhow the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind oftired.

10 Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes amoment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anythingproductive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after BlueRay? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word andit asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paperthat I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will neverwash this - ever.

15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring but when I immediately call back, it rings nine timesand goes to voicemail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good andthen not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so Iknow not to answer when they call.

18. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

19. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any givenFriday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

20 I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option

21. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I wasyounger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going onwhen I first saw it.

22. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags ineach hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

23. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'mtrying to finish a text.

24. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line betweenboredom and hunger.

25. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before youjust nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a wordthey said?

26. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line ofcars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Staystrong, brothers and sisters!

27. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants neverget dirty, and you can wear them forever.

28. Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber & dumberevery year?

29. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sureyou are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

30. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hatedrivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hatecyclists.

31. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive timesand still not know what time it is.

32. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locatingtheir car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning theTail on the Donkey - but I'd bet my all everyone can find and push thesnooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed,first time, every time!